(13:14:59) lejt: A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway in Germany. A man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, “What’s going on?” The man tells him, “Terrorists have kidnapped three England fans for a 10 million euro ransom or they’re going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We’re going from car to car, taking up a collection.”
(13:15:05) lejt: The driver asks, “How much is everyone giving, on average?”
(13:15:14) lejt: The man replies, “About two gallons…”

DVD playback on a brand new dapper install? No sweat!

• sudo apt-get install libdvdread3
• sudo /usr/share/doc/libdvdread3/examples/install-css.sh

stroke the totem, yes, stroke the totem…. and Robert’s your mother’s brother.

Now, give that a icon and we’re getting somewhere….
-Dx